Shane!
Eric! Dhanai! Mike! Brothers Unite. The Brotherhood. What is the brotherhood?
you say. Well the brotherhood as a collective group of diverse individuals
that get together just about every night to go out and do stuff. To
be put broadly. As of the moment there are four brothers. Theres Shane
"O - Mac" - the most L33T one of us all. He is awesome on
his bike which you can see and read about on his site with also a
better description of himself. Theres Eric "Stizoltz" -
the least L33T one of us all. He is an all around sports guy. He picks
up just about any sport fairly quick, but when it comes to biking
hes a tad bit sluggish. I can see improvement though. Theres Mike
"Hoho" - who runs in third place when it comes to being
L33T. I would say he is the biggest nerd, but if nerdness counts on
L33Tness I can't say that. Mike used to be funny, still is for the
most part, but I think the brotherhood would agree with me that he
is getting worse. and then Theres "Donny" - I think
he runs a near, not close, but near second in his L33Tness to Shane.
-The
renown history of the Brotherhood-
Well, on a odd Halloween night of 2000, I remember it being a group
of us, then later on being just me and Chris Burchett. I remember
getting mad and started heading home from a night of trick or treating.
Anyhow we happened to have stumbled upon Shane (O-Mac) and Ramon (Carpet-rider,
Camel Jockey). So we messed around for a little bit and then happen
to see Mark (Nutter-butter). Once we had formed a posse, we went around
neighborhoods, vandalizing, stealing, and whatnot. I think we picked
up a skateboard, scooter, and a few other items of value. During that
time we also tried to break some glass with porcelain.After time we
decided to make this a weekly thing, thus creating the brotherhood.
With the original name of Tuesday Club (due to the fact that it was
on a Tuesday), we never really met on Tuesdays if anything. Shane,
Chris, Ramon, and me would go around pulling some shenanigans. We
never heard from mark afterwards however. We later came to our senses
to kick Chris out of the brotherhood. During the time of Tuesday Club,
nothing much was accomplished than the old spit kick and some good
laughs. Then came a long time of silence before a new brotherhood
had emerged. Although dismembering Ramon without any digression its
unknown how the new brotherhood actually came to form.
-Stats-
Trait
|
Omac
|
Stizoltz
|
Donny |
Hoho
|
-Athleticism
|
4th |
1st |
2nd |
3rd |
-Attractiveness (as of the moment) |
2nd |
2nd |
1st |
4th |
-Craziness |
2nd |
3rd |
4th |
1st |
-Most
sarcasm |
4th |
1st |
2nd |
3rd |
-Eliteness |
1st |
4th |
2nd |
3rd |
-G.P.A. |
1st |
2nd |
3rd |
4th |
-Foolishness/Carelessness |
3rd |
2nd |
4th |
1st |
-Strength |
2nd |
4th |
3rd |
1st |
-Balls |
2nd |
4th |
3rd |
1st |
-Musicalness |
1st |
3rd |
2nd |
4th |
-Profoundness |
2nd |
1st |
3rd |
4th |
-Most
made fun of |
4th |
3rd |
2nd |
1st |
-Attendance
in brotherhood |
3rd |
4th |
2nd |
3rd |
-Hairiness |
2nd |
3rd |
4th |
1st |
-Blackitude |
2nd |
1st |
3rd |
4th |
-Self-consciousness/insecurities |
4th |
2nd |
1st |
3rd |
-Organized |
2nd |
3rd |
4th |
1st |
-Relaxed/laid
back |
1st |
3rd |
4th |
2nd |
-Resourseful |
1st |
4th |
2nd |
3rd |
-Paranoid |
2nd |
1st |
4th |
3rd |
-Trustworthy/dependable |
2nd |
1st |
3rd |
4th |
-Best
at snake (the game) |
2nd |
1st |
3rd |
4th |
-Most
observant |
3rd |
1st |
2nd |
4th |
-Laughs
the most |
1st |
3rd |
4th |
2nd |
-Longest
streak |
2nd |
4th |
1st |
3rd |
-What
Not-
What |
Omac
|
Stizoltz
|
Donny
|
Hoho
|
Signature
Phrase |
"Your
Mom"
|
tbd
|
"You
Would"
|
"That's
Crazy"
|
Signature
Headgear |
Trucker
Hat
|
Chap
Baseball Hat
|
Red
Blacklabel
|
Rastafari
|
Automobile |
81
Jeep CJ-5
|
91
Plymouth Acclaim
|
N/A
|
N/A
|
Cellular |
Nokia
3390
|
Nokia
5190
|
Nokia
5190
|
N/A
|
Service |
Cingular
|
Cingular
|
Cingualr
|
N/A
|
Clothing |
Ambiguous
|
Ambiguous
|
Ambiguous
|
Ambiguous
|